I think a lot of us feel like this.
sorry not sorry
‘unlike dicks they actually do appear when you get older’ oh my god
I did this a while back and the cuteness was ridiculous so I thought I would give it another go
Seriously guys! Message me right now!
PLEASE DO THIS
THIS IS SO CUTE SEND ME MORE I LOVE HEARING ABOUT YOUR CRUSHES 😍😍😍
i actually love hearing how someone describes the one person they find most perfect
omg guys tell me about your crushes!
pretty please with you crush on top? (;
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
I love this quote. I love this movie.
This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.
Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever.
Will never stop loving this.
The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via
Hazel McCallion, everbody.
92 years old,
34 years in office,
$0 in debt
$700 million in reserve
Eight prime ministers
But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.
Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but
- supports a Palestinian state
- supports Aids CHarities
- told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
- nick named Hurricane Hazel
- and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells folks to give that money to charity
I will always reblog this lady.
i can’t believe it
this is my first time ever hearing gangnam style and wow what a way to experience a new thing
IM SO HAPPY
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
im just going to leave this here
Today I traveled out into a small forest, far from my mountain home. It started to get dark, so I found myself a small cave in the hill near me. I barricaded myself in, so I would not have any unwelcome intrusions.
However, the Zombie next door keeps moaning. Loudly.
He should really stop masturbating like that, his dick could fall off.
i tried to write about your eyes
but i ran out of cliches
i tried to say you plainly
but there wasn’t enough truth
whoever invented this language
didn’t anticipate you