Listen to that melody...

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

sylphism:

WHY IS THIS SO FRUSTRATING

sylphism:

WHY IS THIS SO FRUSTRATING

Hi my name is Eli and I like penis.

I like it hard

like I need it

right naow

like i need to stop keeping myself logged in on my girlfriends computer

dont yell at me

travelersunite:

bananakittywho:

snaku:

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

dont yell at me

  • dont
  • yell
  • at
  • me
  1. instead of yelling try not yelling

if you ever yell at me, i promise you i will cry no matter who you are or what i did

Even if you slightly raise your voice or sound upset i will consider it yelling

698-5519:

698-5519:

so apparently today is both national kissing day and national fried chicken day

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modest-moon:

Today

modest-moon:

Today

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe